Chocolate Jesus, Chocolate Jesus, ridin on the dashboard of my car...

Cosimo Calallaro's sculpture "My Sweet Lord," which is an anatomically correct rendering of Jesus Christ made from nearly 200 lbs of dark chocolate, is provoking Catholic ire and funny headlines. The Daily News's stab? "CHOC FULL O'ANGER." Not bad! But we know you can do better. To get the ball rolling:


Eat, This Is My Body

Chocochrist, Superstar

Whoa, He Is Risen

Sweet Jesus! Is That His Easter Basket?

Hershey Highway To Heaven

The Ghiradelli Code (My personal Fav!)

They Are Just Mad That He's Brown

Choc Full O' Anger [NYDN]




http://gawker.com/news/funny-headlines/rewriting-the-daily-news-chocolate-jesus-248406.php

ETA: That is a fabulous sculpture. But who's idea was it to have it made for an Easter Feast? Honestly, I thought that's what the eggs were for. Does that make this a x-over?

ETA2:Dood, totally adding this:
This Easter, why not treat yourself to a Jesus that melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Sermon on the Mounds

What would jesus fondu?

Godiva.

He dieted for your sins.

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
cover it in chocolate for a miracle or two...
Candy Christ can...

Have you accepted Christ as your personal flavor?

and there are so many more. (all gleened from the comments page on gawker.com for this article. Did I say gleened? I meant shamelessly stolen)

Please, add one of you own!