Oh, Scalzi, how I luv ya!

John McCain, Candidate for President of WTFistan

WTFistan? BWAH! Okay, my new fav name for this whole shinnanigans. I was using "Idiocracy" but I like WTFistan better. It's more updated. I'm such a hipster now. *cries for America*

Prompted by nutmeg3

Craig Ferguson's Wednesday Show

Watch the opening monologue. It's frigging brilliant. Where's the Govm't bailout for 10 million children without healthcare? Where indeed. Word to the power of a billionty, Craig.

In the words of janradder

Oh. My. God.

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